ZILF - Naughty List Lyrics

I always say please and thank you to cunts
But sometimes I leave the toilet seat up
Being honest when someone asks me
If they look old or f*cking ugly
Taking pictures for strangers on holiday
I always take an extra selfie
Why waste the opportunity
To show everyone how nice I can be
We caught him coming down the chimney
Wrapped him up in tape and strapped him to a chair
So he told us what he brought me
But I don't f*cking care
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
I got a fist full of festive f*ck you
Baubles on my dick and tinsel titty tattoos
Honk a line off a pair of purple elf boobs
Yuletide decorations on your mums pubes
The ghost of Christmas past
Has a candy cane shoved up his arse
All I want is a big bag of snow
In the strip club dancing with the ho ho hos
I don't need your seasons greetings
You can keep your warm regards
I don't need your happy holiday
It's f*cking christmas
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
Its Christmas get pissedmas
Put your hands up merry f*ckin fistmas
Get litmas Suck a dickmas pull a
Baggy out and let's do business
The sleigh bells are a jinglin
Get ready for the buzz
Coz the big man clause is coming down the chimney to turn this party up
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry f*cking christmas