Well, I woke up one morning not far away,
And to my surprise, things were quite astray,
All the creatures I saw, from big to small,
Had switched up their genders, it was a free-for-all!
When she is he and he is she
The world becomes a place so free.
Let's break outdated gender norms
And change awkward God-given forms.
From Bob to Brenda, and Mike to Mandy,
It's an awesome party, that's just dandy!
From Tim to Tammy, and Sarah to Sam,
It's a trend phenomenon, oh damn!
From Kelsey to Chris, and Jesse to Jay,
From Kyle to Kim, and Riley to Ray.
Hey you! Yes you. Hey!
Become an opposite human being right today.
From Ashley to Alex and Jordan to Jess,
Whoever invented this, wish him be blessed.
We'll dance and sing, joy all around.
And soon the children will not be found.
Everything is fine, everything is great.
Sunshine in the sky, let's celebrate.
But there's something missing, can't you see?
No children born from he plus he.
Everything is fine, everything is great.
Sunshine in the sky, let's celebrate.
But there's something missing, can't you see?
No children born from she plus she.
Everything is fine, everything is great.
Sunshine in the sky, let's celebrate.
But there's something missing, can't you see?
No children born cause she is he and he is she.
Tell me we have a plan in hand
Or face a fate like dinosaurs' end