My clothing style not suit your perfect taste,
Your fashionable wardrobe and innate grace.
You frown upon my pizza, my burger bite.
To you, it's just junk, a fast-food blight.
Sports in my life are only on the screen
You've never seen me at the gym.
I spend too much time with my friends
Their presence in our lives never ends.
Look, honey, don't be surprised,
I'm a superhero, my power undisguised.
You know this power; you've felt its might.
And it seems to me you feel delight.
I have my superpower.
I feel my superpower.
I'm gonna use my superpower.
I use a superpower, you see
To annoy you effortlessly.
My superpower is one of a kind,
To displease and bother you is what I find.
I wield a power that's not misunderstood,
To get on your nerves like no one else could.
My power lies in irritating you to the core.
I can't do nothing more.
I'm guilty, your honor. I committed a crime.
Due to the superpower, I annoyed my girl all the time.
Maybe take a deep breath, and try to see,
My superpower isn't all that it seems to be.
My superpower is, it's true,
Not to annoy, but to love you.
Аs you are.
I have my superpower.
I feel my superpower.
I'm gonna use my superpower.