It's a funny world we live in today
Where Trump just can't seem to stay
Safe from assassins with guns in their hand
Why do they target the leader of our land?
Why was the American president shot?
The FBI is investigating two theories: the tie or the fancy topknot.
And most importantly, it's absolutely not clear,
Is this his own hair or a wig, they look similar.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
Bullets are flying, people are dying,
Time is slipping, no denying.
Who will Trump join in the Elite Club
Lincoln and Kennedy, who died in blood,
Or lucky ones Reagan and Bush?
Be careful, there may be a third ambush.
Next time you see a president in the street,
Just hope they avoid a bullet defeat.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
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It's a funny world we live in today
Where Trump just can't seem to stay
Safe from assassins with guns in their hand
Why do they target the leader of our land?
Why was the American president shot?
The FBI is investigating two theories: the tie or the fancy topknot.
And most importantly, it's absolutely not clear,
Is this his own hair or a wig, they look similar.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
Bullets are flying, people are dying,
Time is slipping, no denying.
Who will Trump join in the Elite Club
Lincoln and Kennedy, who died in blood,
Or lucky ones Reagan and Bush?
Be careful, there may be a third ambush.
Next time you see a president in the street,
Just hope they avoid a bullet defeat.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
Where Trump just can't seem to stay
Safe from assassins with guns in their hand
Why do they target the leader of our land?
Why was the American president shot?
The FBI is investigating two theories: the tie or the fancy topknot.
And most importantly, it's absolutely not clear,
Is this his own hair or a wig, they look similar.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
Bullets are flying, people are dying,
Time is slipping, no denying.
Who will Trump join in the Elite Club
Lincoln and Kennedy, who died in blood,
Or lucky ones Reagan and Bush?
Be careful, there may be a third ambush.
Next time you see a president in the street,
Just hope they avoid a bullet defeat.
Why presidents are shot,
It's a mystery to me,
Maybe it's because they're not
As funny as can be.
So let's elect a clown,
A jester in disguise,
To turn this country 'round
And bring a laughter rise.
Writer: Mikalai Kaliunov
Copyright: Lyrics © Too Lost LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Too Lost LLC