I'm telling you, my boyfriend's mother's got a spell
Every time she's near me, I feel like I'm in hell
She's always judging, never satisfied
I'm nervous, I can't do a thing right
I'd say she's a witch
I believe she's a witch
Yeah, she's a witch
Мaybe I'm wrong, she's just a bitch!
I try to please her, but it's never enough
My husband's mother's not like the others, she's tough
She has a dark look that can freeze the soul
She's got a way of making me feel helpless n' small
I'd say she's a witch
I believe she's a witch
Yeah, she's a witch
Мaybe I'm wrong, she's just a bitch!
I wish I could escape this dark embrace
But her power over him is hard to erase
I'm just trying to survive somehow
I can win her in the future, not now
I'd say she's a witch
I believe she's a witch
Yeah, she's a witch
Мaybe I'm wrong, she's just a bitch!
As the years go by, her steps will slow
She'll mumble, the words will not flow
Her hands will shake, her memory will fade
Whatever witch she was, she'll degrade
Sending her to a nursing home might bring him tears
But this decision, made out of our love, will end my fears
I'd say she's a witch
I believe she's a witch
Yeah, she's a witch
Мaybe I'm wrong, she's just a bitch!
She died today and is now in the fridge
Well, she was just a bitch!