Zucchini Clan - 3 Years Old Lyrics

When you've stuck your finger up your nose
Got an itchy bum, crust between your toes
Nits in your hair, rash everywhere
It's just the way it goes
Picking up chewing gum off the street
It's your favourite treat to eat
Step in dog poo, tread it everywhere
Hiding the dog's bone

3 years old, so brave and bold
A little out of control
Don't need to be told
I'm not a baby, no!

Laying on the ground, kicking all around
A supermarket tanty draws a crowd
Finger paints at kinder, pull the cat's tail
Easter eggs for lunch
Drinking a milkshake through your nose
Spit at your sister, spit it at your bro
Hide Grannie's false teeth under her bed
Will not eat your greens

Playing in the mud, playing on the road
Got a pet frog or maybe it's a toad
Warts on your fingers the cradle thumps
Ride it like a playground swing
Build a lego tower higher than the fence
The tree-house is where you like to hide best
Silly little sister imaginary friends
Will not clean your teeth