I'll take you apart and I'll put you together
In a hundred exciting new ways
Oh my days, what a fuss, what a noise
You would think that you weren't numb or something
I'm joking of course
I don't do that at all
I'm joking of course
I don't use anaesthetic at all
And I'm glad, so glad
You became a disappointment
Delighted you finally let me down
And I'm glad, so glad
You became a disappointment
'Cause I lost myself for a while there
When everything's good then there isn't a problem
Which means there's no problem to solve
I'm inspired, unretired, you're no longer required
And I'll fix you or something
I'm joking of course
And it's quite plain to see
I'm joking of course
And the only fix here is for me
And I'm glad, so glad
You became a disappointment
Delighted you finally let me down
And I'm glad, so glad
You became a disappointment
'Cause I lost myself for a while there
I am not a Mrs, I'm a mademoiselle
I am not a Mrs, I'm a mademoiselle
I am not a Mrs, I'm a mademoiselle
I am not a Mrs, I'm a mademoiselle