David Alan K - Slap It Back Down Lyrics

When you're paddlin' in the swamp
And that gator has a hunch
You just might be the chump to make a tasty lunch
Or that cougar see's you walkin' down the trail that way
Let your legs do the talkin'
He ain't gonna call it a day

You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down

And if that screech owl is loomin'
And you're looking like a mouse
You should probably get a movin'
G'wan back into your house

Now that would is howlin'
And you're hidin' in your tent
Vecause his stomach is grwolin'
You can't get and SOS sent

You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down

Now that landlord showed up today
And he told you that the rent is due
And its not 'til next week that you get paid
But you gotta cough it up or you're through

And that preacher comes over on Saturday night
And he's talkin' about Judgment Day
And you just wanna watch the fight
Whatcha gonna say?

You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down

You gotta put your foot down
'Cause if he keeps on comin'
He's gonna slap you back down