When you're paddlin' in the swamp
And that gator has a hunch
You just might be the chump to make a tasty lunch
Or that cougar see's you walkin' down the trail that way
Let your legs do the talkin'
He ain't gonna call it a day
You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down
And if that screech owl is loomin'
And you're looking like a mouse
You should probably get a movin'
G'wan back into your house
Now that would is howlin'
And you're hidin' in your tent
Vecause his stomach is grwolin'
You can't get and SOS sent
You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down
Now that landlord showed up today
And he told you that the rent is due
And its not 'til next week that you get paid
But you gotta cough it up or you're through
And that preacher comes over on Saturday night
And he's talkin' about Judgment Day
And you just wanna watch the fight
Whatcha gonna say?
You gotta turn him right around
And if he keeps on comin'
You gotta slap it back down
You gotta put your foot down
'Cause if he keeps on comin'
He's gonna slap you back down