Ash:
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
Linda:
My job was in the checkout aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked
through the door
Ash:
I was assigned to Aisle three
Linda:
And that is where you fell for me
Ash:
A love so strong it had to be
Linda:
Perfect retail
Ash & Linda:
Harmony
I have to ask a question to god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this
perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
You're polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over me
I'd forget to scan items and give 'em for free
Ash:
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause i was the one who was checking you out
Linda:
I had a major crush on you
Ash:
When i was near you my love grew
Linda:
Finding love at work, it must have been fate
Ash:
It's better than meeting on ElimiDATE
Ash & Linda:
I have to ask a question to the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
Ash:
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought
would be
But finding my true love
at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
Linda:
I have to ask a question...
Ash & Linda:
...To the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a...
Ash & Linda:
Housewares Employee?
Housewares Employee Video (MV)
Evil Dead: The Musical Cast - Housewares Employee Lyrics
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
We currently do not have these lyrics.
If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.
Ash:
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
Linda:
My job was in the checkout aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked
through the door
Ash:
I was assigned to Aisle three
Linda:
And that is where you fell for me
Ash:
A love so strong it had to be
Linda:
Perfect retail
Ash & Linda:
Harmony
I have to ask a question to god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this
perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
You're polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over me
I'd forget to scan items and give 'em for free
Ash:
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause i was the one who was checking you out
Linda:
I had a major crush on you
Ash:
When i was near you my love grew
Linda:
Finding love at work, it must have been fate
Ash:
It's better than meeting on ElimiDATE
Ash & Linda:
I have to ask a question to the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
Ash:
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought
would be
But finding my true love
at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
Linda:
I have to ask a question...
Ash & Linda:
...To the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a...
Ash & Linda:
Housewares Employee?
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for
Linda:
My job was in the checkout aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked
through the door
Ash:
I was assigned to Aisle three
Linda:
And that is where you fell for me
Ash:
A love so strong it had to be
Linda:
Perfect retail
Ash & Linda:
Harmony
I have to ask a question to god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this
perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
I could barely focus on my checkout line
You're polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over me
I'd forget to scan items and give 'em for free
Ash:
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause i was the one who was checking you out
Linda:
I had a major crush on you
Ash:
When i was near you my love grew
Linda:
Finding love at work, it must have been fate
Ash:
It's better than meeting on ElimiDATE
Ash & Linda:
I have to ask a question to the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?
Ash:
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought
would be
But finding my true love
at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy
Linda:
I have to ask a question...
Ash & Linda:
...To the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?
Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a...
Ash & Linda:
Housewares Employee?