Linda,
Look who`s evil now!
Scott,
Ash! Kill her! She`s f*ckin' evil!
Cheryl,
Kill her if you can, lover boy!
Ash,
Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do`
Linda,
Oh, oh please don`t Ash` I`m fine now.
LINDA
I have to ask a question to the gods above
ASH,
How can this be real?
LINDA,
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love. I'll ask the trees I`ll ask the sky
I`ll ask the whole wide world
ASH *Over Linda*
A love so true and pure
A love to last for sure
LINDA
How did a Housewares employee land the perfect girl
BOTH,
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares employee?