ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
SCOTT:
Your sister just turned into a zombie
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
ASH:
Your girlfriend was a demon too
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
SCOTT:
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
ASH:
I just got some Shelly on my shoe
ASH AND SCOTT:
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the f*ck was that?
SCOTT:
Dude, these hoes been zombified!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!
ASH:
No! We cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear
SCOTT:
I cannot stay, I killed my lay! I must go now!
ASH:
You can't go!
SCOTT:
I must!
ASH:
You can't!
SCOTT:
I must!
ASH:
You can't!!
SCOTT:
Bitches out for blood! I can't take this anymore!
ASH: (SCOTT:
We don't even know
If there's a way back
Except for that
Damn broken (Gotta go!!)
Footbridge! (Right now!)
(I'll find a road
(where I'll flag down a van
Just listen to me (No, I won't!)
Linda can't walk (It's time to go!)
Cannot hike
Can't even stand
(Then we'll leave her
(That's our brand-new
Plan!! (Plan!!
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
SCOTT:
Now I'll put an end to this vacation
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
ASH:
Scott, don't leave me all alone
ASH AND SCOTT:
Necronomicon
The Book of the Dead
ASH:
The chant
SCOTT:
A curse
ASH:
The chicks
SCOTT:
I'm gone!
ASH AND SCOTT:
What the f*ck was that?
It's the Evil Dead!