Ordered a sandwich
Instead of chips, they gave me fries
The menu said different
Unless I cannot trust my eyes
This isn't what I want, the menu said 'chips'
Do I f*cking look British?
I just want some chips, not fries
This menu is a f*cking lie
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and eat it quietly
Mayo on the side?
I think I'm gonna puke my dinner
I want a cold beer
But all I see are something called 'bitters'
A pint of what? Bud or shitty Guinness?
Man, I really hate the English
Why is there milk in my tea?
I don't recall ordering coffee
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and sip it obnoxiously
I'm trying not to go ballistic
But I want a cookie, not a biscuit
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and shove it right up my ass
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Ordered a sandwich
Instead of chips, they gave me fries
The menu said different
Unless I cannot trust my eyes
This isn't what I want, the menu said 'chips'
Do I f*cking look British?
I just want some chips, not fries
This menu is a f*cking lie
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and eat it quietly
Mayo on the side?
I think I'm gonna puke my dinner
I want a cold beer
But all I see are something called 'bitters'
A pint of what? Bud or shitty Guinness?
Man, I really hate the English
Why is there milk in my tea?
I don't recall ordering coffee
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and sip it obnoxiously
I'm trying not to go ballistic
But I want a cookie, not a biscuit
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and shove it right up my ass
Instead of chips, they gave me fries
The menu said different
Unless I cannot trust my eyes
This isn't what I want, the menu said 'chips'
Do I f*cking look British?
I just want some chips, not fries
This menu is a f*cking lie
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and eat it quietly
Mayo on the side?
I think I'm gonna puke my dinner
I want a cold beer
But all I see are something called 'bitters'
A pint of what? Bud or shitty Guinness?
Man, I really hate the English
Why is there milk in my tea?
I don't recall ordering coffee
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and sip it obnoxiously
I'm trying not to go ballistic
But I want a cookie, not a biscuit
I'm too shy to send it back
So I'll sit here like a bitch and shove it right up my ass
Writer: Andrew Gioia
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid