ANA:
We're just like any other couple
We take walks and look at stars
Go to dinner and the movies
And he buys me fancy cars
We're just like any other couple
He loves the girl I am inside
He tells me that I'm beautiful
When I'm handcuffed and hogtied
CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone you've ever met
We get takeout at McDonald's
And go home in my private jet
Just like any other couple
Going to the county fair
She hates her job at the hardware store
And I'm a crazy billionaire
ANA:
I know he loves me dearly
There's no end to his good will
Why, his doctor examined me at home
And put me on the Pill
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I love his intellect and wit
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
All I have to do is submit
We're just like any other couple
Like anyone in the human race
ANA:
And when we finish making sweet, sweet love
CHRISTIAN:
I shoot my jizz right on...
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
...my/her face
We're just like any other couple
We're just like any other couple
ANA:
I'm his gal
CHRISTIAN:
I'm her guy
ANA:
He's my guy
CHRISTIAN:
She's my gal
ANA/CHRISTIAN:
We're just like any other couple
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]