CHRISTIAN:
Silence, Ana!
Sit while I show you the depths of my depravity!
Christian Grey is taking you
Into a world you never knew
Come with me and you will see
There is a lot for us to do
Crazy, kinky things of which
The likes you've never seen before
Never have I ever known
A girl like you who's not a whore
What an evening! You and I
Have got a lot to do tonight
First you laugh and I will cry
And you will bark and I will bite
Whips and chains and dildos
And some other things I put in you
Kiss you, slap you, dominate you
Then I tell you "I love you"
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
And I love titty-twisting
Everybody!
ENSEMBLE:
How much can you take?
How much can you handle?
Clamps upon your nipples?
Hot wax with a burning candle?
How do you like bondage?
With rope, with tape, with leather?
Do you want to be blindfolded
And tickled with a feather?
Biting, licking, teasing, spanking
Paddling and caning
Whipping, cunnilingus
Penis pumps, it's oh so draining
Binding with a spread bar
With your hands behind your back
Suspended from the ceiling
Help us while your world goes black
Vibrators and dildos too
I fondle you with pussy toys
Beat you with a riding crop
And wake the neighbors with the noise
Masturbation, intercourse
And golden shower misting
Fellatio and swallowing
CHRISTIAN:
And my favorite...
FISTIIIIIIIIIING!
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]