CHRISTIAN
I was orphaned as a little boy
No one cared if I was dead or alive
Mama hit the crack pipe pretty hard
Did anything I could to survive
Kicked in, spit on, beaten up
I was called a little bastard
The world was cruel
Treated me so bad
That pain became my master
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
Forgive me, you are out of luck
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You wanna be cuddlin, snugglin', watchin' Netflix
But instead I'd like to burn ya
With a vise around my dick
Awwww
The world spent years abusin' me
Poundin' me against the wall
So the way I get back is to cum in your face
And make you swallow it all
So you'll forgive me if there are no roses
BOOK CLUB:
No, no, no, no
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me, you are out of luck
BOOK CLUB:
Luck, luck
CHRISTIAN:
Forgive me for no lovin' touches
BOOK CLUB:
Ooh-ooh
CHRISTIAN:
I don't make love...
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
You know I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Awww, yeah.
I'm gonna f*ck you, Christian Grey-style.
You ever been f*cked in a helicopter, baby?
Yeah, pullin' Gs while you're on your knees.
Ooh!
I f*ck
I f*ck
I f*ck
I'll f*ck you!
BEV:
Aah!
CHRISTIAN:
And I'll f*ck you!
PAM:
Ooh!
CHRISTIAN:
Hey, pretty baby
CAROL:
Is he talking to me?
CHRISTIAN:
I'm gonna f*ck you till your face turns blue
BOOK CLUB:
Aaaaaaah!
CHRISTIAN:
All you sexy ladies
From east to west
Christian Grey's gonna f*ck you
And you know I'ma f*ck you the best
Sexy ladies in New York City
I'm gonna power-f*ck your titties
If you're livin' in Carolina
I'm gonna get in your vagina
All y'all honeys down in Texas
I'm gonna jizz on your solar plexus
If you're gettin' cold up in Minnesota
You can snuggle up to my scrota
Sexy ladies out in L.A.
I'll spend all night in your pussay
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I f*ck
And I...
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck and I f*ck
Oh! I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
Oh! And I f*ck
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN
Let me tell ya what I got planned
I'll f*ck every single lady in this land
In this land
In this land
In this motherf*cking land
'Cause I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
BOOK CLUB:
He f*cks!
CHRISTIAN:
I f*ck!
[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]